Harshest Conditions Sympathy Card
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5"×7" Premium Greeting Card
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Thick cardstock
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Carbon Neutral
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🔍 Card Details
Size
5"×7" (standard greeting card)
Dimensions (mm)
127.0mm × 177.8mm
Paper Weight
352gsm premium cardstock
Thickness
16pt cardstock
Finish
Uncoated, slightly textured
✍️ Writing Experience
Writeability
Excellent - no pen skipping
Show-through
Minimal bleed-through
Surface
Slightly rough, tactile feel
Archival Quality
Acid-free, long-life
📮 Envelope Details
Included
Matching envelope
Paper Weight
118gsm
Color
Brilliant white
Flap Style
Square flap
Recycled Content
30% post-consumer waste
🌍 Sustainability
Carbon Impact
Printed carbon-neutral
Environmental Initiative
🌱 1 tree planted per card
Printing Process
Waterless, eco-friendly inks
Certifications
FSC-Certified materials
🇺🇸 Made in USA
Designed
Troy, NY
Printed
United States
Packaging
Plastic-free, USA-made boxes
Processing Time
Ships in 1 business day
You'll be unique, that's for sure.
This irreverently optimistic card is perfect for friends and loved ones who need a laugh more than a lecture. Skip the sappy sympathy and deliver the kind of honest, slightly twisted perspective that actually lifts you up when life decides to use you as its personal punching bag.
- 5"x7" greeting card (standard size)
- Printed on premium 352gsm cardstock
- Comes with matching envelope
- Excellent writeability, minimal show-through
- Designed with pride in Troy, NY
- Tree planted for every card sold
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Harshest Conditions Sympathy Card