Majestic Son of a Bitch Birthday Card
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5"×7" Premium Greeting Card
The size you actually expect when ordering a card.
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Premium Quality
Thick cardstock
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Tree Planted
For every card sold
Carbon Neutral
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🔍 Card Details
Size
5"×7" (standard greeting card)
Dimensions (mm)
127.0mm × 177.8mm
Paper Weight
352gsm premium cardstock
Thickness
16pt cardstock
Finish
Uncoated, slightly textured
✍️ Writing Experience
Writeability
Excellent - no pen skipping
Show-through
Minimal bleed-through
Surface
Slightly rough, tactile feel
Archival Quality
Acid-free, long-life
📮 Envelope Details
Included
Matching envelope
Paper Weight
118gsm
Color
Brilliant white
Flap Style
Square flap
Recycled Content
30% post-consumer waste
🌍 Sustainability
Carbon Impact
Printed carbon-neutral
Environmental Initiative
🌱 1 tree planted per card
Printing Process
Waterless, eco-friendly inks
Certifications
FSC-Certified materials
🇺🇸 Made in USA
Designed
Troy, NY
Printed
United States
Packaging
Plastic-free, USA-made boxes
Processing Time
Ships in 1 business day
Perfect for celebrating the birthday of someone who refuses to be ordinary. This admiringly profane birthday card is just right for that magnificent friend who deserves recognition that rises above conventional compliments.
- 5"x7" greeting card (standard size)
- Printed on premium 352gsm cardstock
- Comes with matching envelope
- Excellent writeability, minimal show-through
- Designed with pride in Troy, NY
- Tree planted for every card sold
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Majestic Son of a Bitch Birthday Card