The Profanity Pack
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9 of Our Best-Selling Cards
5"×7" Premium Greeting Cards
$44.91 individually
$26.99
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Premium Quality
Thick cardstock
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Tree Planted
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Carbon Neutral
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Perfect For
Birthday
2 cards
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Celebration
2 cards
→
Thank You
1 card
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Love
1 card
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Sympathy
2 cards
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Retirement
1 card
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You'll be stocked up for any last-minute card needs.
Cards That Don't Suck™
Tired of ordering cards online and being surprised by a tiny, flimsy card? Our cards don't disappoint.
🔍 Card Details
Size
5"×7" (standard greeting card)
Dimensions (mm)
127.0mm × 177.8mm
Paper Weight
352gsm premium cardstock
Thickness
16pt cardstock
Finish
Uncoated, slightly textured
✍️ Writing Experience
Writeability
Excellent - no pen skipping
Show-through
Minimal bleed-through
Surface
Slightly rough, tactile feel
Archival Quality
Acid-free, long-life
📮 Envelope Details
Included
Matching envelope
Paper Weight
118gsm
Color
Brilliant white
Flap Style
Square flap
Recycled Content
30% post-consumer waste
🌍 Sustainability
Carbon Impact
Printed carbon-neutral
Environmental Initiative
🌱 1 tree planted per card
Printing Process
Waterless, eco-friendly inks
Certifications
FSC-Certified materials
🇺🇸 Made in USA
Designed
Troy, NY
Printed
United States
Packaging
Plastic-free, USA-made boxes
Processing Time
Ships in 1 business day
Don't hold back, let 'em know how you really feel.
9 of our favorite cursing Cards That Don't Suck™. 2 birthday cards, 2 sympathy cards, 1 retirement card, 1 thank you card, and 2 celebration cards, and 1 love card -- that'll cover your bases for any occasion needed.
- 5"x7" greeting card (standard size)
- Printed on premium 352gsm cardstock
- Comes with matching envelope
- Excellent writeability, minimal show-through
- Designed with pride in Troy, NY
- Tree planted for every card sold
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The Profanity Pack
What's in the bundle
9 cards covering every occasion
